Look Like Barbie Smoke Like Marley

Hey I'm Sydney. 18, Denver, Major stoner.

Jun 15

thestudentprincesss:

timemachineyeah:

Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

#this didn’t end the way i expected

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May 23

imaybeuglybutiownadog:

“ok don’t let this get to ur head but i think ur a good boy”

dog:

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May 20

guy:

someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re dating

me: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….

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May 17

fitchris25:

lornacrowley:

i love having the cilantro yummy gene

My condolences to cilantro soap people

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Apr 20

mikey-xoxo:

dankqueenofsadnessville:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

ME

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Apr 8

hi-def-doritos:

hi-def-doritos:

charming-tothelast:

hi-def-doritos:

manasaysay:

hi-def-doritos:

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

This is by far my most popular post.

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Mar 30

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Mar 27

flowerais:

you can still radiate light if you’re sad. you can still be kind and soft-hearted if you’re a bit cynical. you don’t need to be the happiest person to make someone else’s day better.

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Mar 20

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Mar 19

shadybitchcraft:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

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Feb 14

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Feb 7

ehlockscreenstwo:

Like or reblog if you save, sweetheart x


Jan 6

wizardscience:

anyways im fucking off to a rural town in medieval ireland to become a spooky old storyteller that lives in a cottage in the far end of the forest hmu if you need me i guess

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Jan 5

parks-and-rex:

onewildassnigga:

Please brain

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Can i have some serotonin??

My brain:


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